'You're nothing but a walking flowerpot, Pump 19,' he snapped. You can never find repartee when you need it. For The Joy Of The Game.' Moist's mouth had dropped open. But You Snatched Bread From Their Mouths And Tore Clothes From Their Backs. In A Myriad Small Ways You Have Hastened The Deaths Of Many. Your Actions Have Taken Money From Those Who Had Little Enough To Begin With. When Banks Fail, It Is Seldom Bankers Who Starve. But You Have Stolen, Embezzled, Defrauded And Swindled Without Discrimination, Mr Lipvig. I may be- all the things you know I am, but I am not a killer! I have never so much as drawn a sword!' 'No, You Have Not. 'I have never laid a finger on anyone in my life, Mr Pump. You Have Killed Two Point Three Three Eight People,' said the golem calmly. 'I do not! Who told you that?' 'I Worked It Out. 'You can't just go around killing people!' 'Why Not? You Do.' The golem lowered his arm. It Is A Pity You Misuse It.' 'Do you understand anything I'm saying?' shouted Moist. Look, I sorted it out!' 'Yes,' Pump said. His Head Is Not Right.' 'It would be even less right if you walloped it. 'I Should Have Let Him Kill You?' said the golem. It Was A Heavy Kettle.' 'You can't do that, you idiot!' said Moist, who'd noticed the use of 'inappropriate'. 'However, I Cannot Allow You To Come To Inappropriate Harm. 'I Would Have Endeavoured Not To,' the golem rumbled. 'I Have Been Instructed As To The Nature Of Social Untruths, Yes.' 'You were going to smash his brains out!' said Moist.
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